Audio	Subtitle
Happy Birthday Rahul	Happy Birthday, Rahul!
Yeh kya kar rahe ho Rahul	What are you doing, Rahul?!
Arre Zero Hatega	If zero gets eliminated,
Toh	then
Brokerage lagega	you will be charged brokerage.
Samjha kya?	Understood?
Aur	Hey
Future ka kya plan hai?	What plans for future?
Futures!	Futures!
Future ki baat mere saamne mat karna	Don't talk about future in front of me!
Usse chodke baaki sab pe brokerage hai	Except for Futures, there's brokerage fee on all other products
Kya, laga kya rakha hai?	What…what is happening?
Arre, mazaak hai kya?	Is it a joke?!
Arre bol na	Say
Mazaak hai kya?	Is it a joke?
Kitna hua?	What's the fare?
Tees rupaay ho gaye	It is 30 rupees
Tees?	30?
Ji	Yes
Jidhar dekho udhar tees	Wherever you look, it's 30
Tees din tak sab kuch free, maze karo	Till 30 days, everything is free, have fun…
Aur tees din ke baad brokerage bharo	And after 30 days, pay brokerage!
Matlab kuch bhi	Just whatever?!
Ae	Ae
Arre bhai	Hey brother
Sirf nau so ninyanave pay karo aur zero brokerage lifetime	Just pay ₹999 once and enjoy zero brokerage for life!
	Zero Brokerage on everything including Options, Futures, Equity Delivery, Intraday, Currency ,Margin Trading…!!
	Zero..??
Jab zero bola hai,	When zero brokerage is promised,
brokerage dena kyun hai?	why pay brokerage?

Zero Brokerage Plan

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